Aur ek baar chabhi mere paas aa gayi to samjho tumhe bhi mil gayi, jab chahe khol lena.”2nd, “Yaar 5th sem pura hone mein to pura saal hai, koshish kar na jaldi 4th sem ke end tak ya 5th sem ke start tak.”Anirbaan, “Tu thoda jyada jaldi nahi kar raha? Xhamster desi Mujhe nahi pata tha, aur?” Mohsin, “Woh 6th semester wale Haryanavi group jo har semester mein bina break ke aaage nahi badhte woh bhi tum par pagal hai.”Asha, “Woh lambe chode, woh to college hi bohut kam aate hai.” Mohsin, “Kam aane se neeyat to nahi badalti.” Asha, “Kya bol rahe the woh.” Mohsin, “Woh bol rahe the.”(6th sem ke Haryanavi students ki batein)1st, “Behnchod maal hai maal, college to main bas isko dekhne ko aata hun.” 2nd, “Ab yo rahegi na to main to pass koni ho paun, board par dhyan to jave koni, iski gaand pe hi dhyan raiwe.” 3rd, “Teacher hoke bhi yo apni class ki londiyon se chokhi laage, apne baap ne
