Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.Ab dono undergarments bhi utaar do.Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to Ek Aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke doctor ke paas gayi aur boli, Kya mere pati ko viagra tum ne di thi?Dr: Ji Memsaab.Lady: Toh Madarchod, CHOOT bhi apni BIWI ki hi deni thi na…!!!TEACHER: 1 drop of sperm is equal to 100 drops of blood.STUDENT: To fir miss aap hamara khoon kyon chusti hai, direct Lund chuso na..Saali: Mini skirt me jija ji ke paas aakar kehti hai, Jiju dekhoto jhukne se meri panty dikhti hai kya?Jija: oh ho, arre pehle pehan to lo, phir dikhana.Sali: tumko APRIL FOOL bana rahi thi….Patni gussa- Main ghar chhod ke jaa rahi hu.Pati- Jana hai to jaldi ja warna teri gaand mar dunga.Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi meethi baatein jane nahin deti..Wife pathan se: Aaj tum mere saath is terhan aisa kuch karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jayen,Pathan
